How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
- Thou art a one-drop with first strike.
- When blocked, thou hast double strike.
- Thou mayst deal thine combat damage as if thou wert not blocked.
- There are some who call thee… ‘Tim’.
And, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after 20 damage.
With apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning. 
